Friday, December 28, 2007

Holiday Schmoliday

Hello! Happy post holidays all... I am burned out from working and holidaying. The other night I worked my box office shift and got the best call ever--

CALLER: Hi, is there an eight o'clock show?

MRS. JARCY: Yes, there are two eight o'clock shows. One is our signature show and it's free. The other show involves puppets and it is $5.

CALLER: Great and how much is the free show?

PAUSE FOR THE TWO OF US TO ABSORB WHAT CALLER JUST ASKED.

CALLER: Uh, so I guess the free show is just free, huh?

MRS. JARCY: Yes, the free show is free.

CALLER: Okay, thanks.

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