BOY: Mommy took me to the park today.
CAT: Oh lucky boy! I bet that was a lot of fun!
BOY: I narrowly missed giving a baby a good swift kick to the head.
CAT: Oh, unlucky mommy.
BOY: And then shoved my sand-covered hand into Mommy's mouth. All the sand stuck to her fancy lip gloss. She seemed rattled by the whole experience.
CAT: You know, let's you and me just keep some distance between us today, shall we?
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