BOY: Mommy says she's going off to write her book.
CAT: Good.
BOY: Well is "writing a book" code for shopping? Most times she comes home an hour later with shopping bags from Target or Trader Joe's.
CAT: It's called avoidance, Boy. Spending precious time running errands makes more sense to her logical brain then spending countless hours writing a book.
BOY: But she's always wanted to write a book! Why would she avoid doing what she truly desires?!
CAT: Yeah, I know. She's weird.
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