Which one of these is not like the other? |
ME: Honey, why did you air dry these ratty old t-shirts?
MR J: You like your nice clothes to be hung to dry. Like that purple dress.
ME: But that's a dress. And it's nice. These t-shirts are old. And t-shirts. One, in fact, is yours.
MR J: Well I've seen you wear this Minden Valley Inn one before.
ME: You've seen me wear it to bed. Or to clean the bathroom.
MR J: Hmm, I see your point.
Short pause as Mr. and Mrs. Jarcy both ponder what to say next.
MR J: Is this further evidence of my deteriorating mental health?
ME: Now that you mention it...
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