Mr. and Mrs. Jarcy's love produced this bendy and terribly lovable weirdo. Their union also gets celebrated by some natural disasters.
Mr. and Mrs. Jarcy have been married for 5 years as of today. 5 years ago today we were told to evacuate Key West immediately. Leave immediately because a hurricane named Dennis was on it's way. We still had a marriage to conduct so we rearranged it all and got married as soon as possible. By some goofy woman named Linda Mendez. (I will never forget this woman's name.) Wearing really odd outfits-- bride, groom, family members and Linda. When it's 100 degrees outside and as humid as a steam sauna you tend to pick interesting attire I guess. Our wedding clothes just seemed too hot and sticky for our impromptu daytime wedding. The weirdest woman I've ever encountered named Jennifer was hired as our photographer but she never showed up which was probably a blessing because she was that crazy. Then we bought lots of water and a few snacks before driving like mad up to Ft. Lauderdale for cover. It was nutso. And stressful. And extremely memorable.
We haven't done much today to celebrate the occasion. A kid will do that I guess. We went to Target, strolled around the park, took the routine naps...and then an earthquake hit. AND THEN AN EARTHQUAKE HIT! Yep, of course it did. It was very minimal where we live, just a little jiggling here and there. But an earthquake nonetheless.
Now if something happens with extreme weather or natural disasters next year on this date I'm gonna get really paranoid. More paranoid than I am already. Consider this a warning to stay far away from us next year on this day just to be safe.
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