ME: Honey, we're gonna sing Happy Birthday to you inside!
BOY: No.
ME: But Mommy brought cupcakes! Don't you want a cupcake?
BOY: Mommy?
ME: Yes?
BOY: Look! Dinosaurs!
ME: Yes, you have dinosaurs.
BOY: A PINK dinosaur! A GREEN dinosaur!
ME: Okay, I'll come back...
ME: Honey, all the other kids are eating cupcakes now. Wanna come in for a cupcake?
BOY: No.
ME: Are you sure? Mommy would like to go inside and eat a cupcake too! Or perhaps several.
BOY: Mommy?
ME: Yes?
BOY: Mommy! I drive!
ME: Yes, you're driving the, er, swing set, aren't you?
BOY: Mommy, dinosaur!
ME: Okay, I'll come back...
ME: Yes?
BOY: Mommy! A CUP CAKE!
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