Hello! My name is Mrs. Jarcy. I used to be a dog walker. And an actor. Then I became a terribly large and complicated pregnant woman. Now I am Mom and relocated to L.A. via Chicago. I utilize my dog walking skills occasionally (babies and dogs both ignore the command "no") and my acting skills constantly (The Most Amazing Boy To Ever Live is my best audience yet). Here's my story. Blink blink...
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Payback For The Earlier Tantrum
Do you know when little boys begin exploring "down there?" I do, it's pretty early on. I've noticed that any time his diaper is off his little hands are off exploring his little privates. Bath time has now become anatomy 101 lessons.
"Yes, that's you're penis. Careful, that looks like it hurts! Yes, Boy, that's your penis."
He alternates looking up at me as I say "penis" and then looking back down at the penis. Then I start feeling weird focusing so much attention on his family jewels so I continue with the lesson.
"And that's your foot! And that's your other foot! Oh and what's that? That's your nose! And you have an elbow and an ear..."
You get the point. I continue to teach him about all the other parts that make up his body, however, I've usually lost his interest once I stop talking about the penis.
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2 comments:
Car...that is SO hilarious. I love everything about the picture, too...including the "Did I do that" look on the Boy's face.
Boys love it, and it will never stop! After all, grown men still like to touch and hold it when possible... K was the same way, and now at age 3 he still has "morning wood". I'll be getting him dressed and he will announce to me that "his peepee is up". Just gotta find a comfy spot for it until it goes back down!
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