BOY: Look, Cat! I got up on the bed all by myself!
CAT: Yes, Boy, I've noticed.
BOY: Isn't this exciting?!
CAT: Uh huh, terribly exciting. Can't you tell by my squinty eyes, drawn back ears and twitching tail? Yes, brimming with excitement over here.
BOY: We can wrestle with the pillows together! I love wrestling with the pillows! Here, lemme bury you under a pillow too!
CAT: Remember that word GENTLE Mommy and Daddy taught you long ago, Boy? Yet again that word comes to mind...
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