I feel like all my Law & Order "research" is serving me well as a parent. I have to know all that has happened during my absence.
Me: What time did The Boy wake up?
Mr. Jarcy: Uh, I don't know...
Me: You don't know? Okay, what time did you wake up?
Mr. Jarcy: I guess my alarm went off around 7:30 and I heard him stirring around 7:55?
Me: You guess?
Mr. Jarcy: Er, no I don't guess. That was the time.
Me: Okay and then what happened?
Mr. Jarcy: I gave him breakfast.
Me: Without changing his diaper first?!
Mr. Jarcy: No, of course I changed his diaper, Mrs. Jarcy!
Me: Well you didn't say that so how am I to know?
Mr. Jarcy: Fair enough.
Me: So then you gave The Boy breakfast. Tell me about that. What did you feed him?
Mr. Jarcy: Oh brother...
Mr. Jarcy plays all the interrogated criminals while I play both good cop and bad cop.
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