Friday, October 29, 2010

Just Write The Damn Book, Woman



BOY:  Mommy says she's going off to write her book.

CAT:  Good.

BOY:  Well is "writing a book" code for shopping?  Most times she comes home an hour later with shopping bags from Target or Trader Joe's.  

CAT:  It's called avoidance, Boy.  Spending precious time running errands makes more sense to her logical brain then spending countless hours writing a book.

BOY:   But she's always wanted to write a book!  Why would she avoid doing what she truly desires?!  

CAT:  Yeah, I know.  She's weird.   


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