Fairy Tail (Yes, I Meant Tail Not Tale)

Once upon a time, in a far away land called Los Angeles, there lived a Boy and Cat...

The Boy loved hanging on/with/around Cat.  Cat loved The Boy in return and expressed this love by letting The Boy hang on/with/around her many times throughout the day.   

But Cat would grow weary of The Boy and move to a location in the apartment where The Boy was not.  She would love The Boy from a distance, she thought.  But The Boy would follow.  He again would hang on/with/around Cat and Cat would kindly allow.  Because when you love som--

"Alright, now I'm ready to stop allowing and your 'fairy tail' is stupid.  Put the camera phone down and release me from his incredibly strong grip, Woman!"