BOY: Mommy still says she's "under the weather." What does that mean?
CAT: It means she's too focused on herself and won't go out and buy us treats, that's what it means!
BOY: Do you think her illness has something to do with the patch of red, blotchy skin between her eyebrows? Perhaps she was bitten by a spider or something!
CAT: No, that's just from an eyebrow waxing gone wrong. I told her to hit up the pricier salon but she wouldn't listen. So now being sick and odd looking is her punishment.
BOY: Poor Mommy!
CAT: Poor US!
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