Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Never Take Cranky Kid To Park



BOY:  Mommy took me to the park today.

CAT:  Oh lucky boy!  I bet that was a lot of fun!

BOY:  I narrowly missed giving a baby a good swift kick to the head.

CAT:  Oh, unlucky mommy.

BOY:  And then shoved my sand-covered hand into Mommy's mouth.  All the sand stuck to her fancy lip gloss.  She seemed rattled by the whole experience.

CAT:  You know, let's you and me just keep some distance between us today, shall we?

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